walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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