I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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