problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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