After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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