i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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