I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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