But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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