i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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