everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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