on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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