He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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