My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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