I hope mine doesn't look like that
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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