we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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