I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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