Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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