right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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