garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
