Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize