it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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