I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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