How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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