I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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