talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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