remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
