watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
only if we run a train.
done.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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