She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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