Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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