i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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