But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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