Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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