He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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