found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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