Christians are straight up FREAKS
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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