normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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