Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm at about main and main street
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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