puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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