I love black thongs
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
handjob tips. give me some.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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