your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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