oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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