No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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