Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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