found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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