it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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