You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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