K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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