I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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