I should be sponsored by Trojan
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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