sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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