I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
zippers are such a cool invention
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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