My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize