Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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