i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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