It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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