I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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